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This site is still broken. FML.
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It’s my final semester at Brown, and I just realized that I’m gay. FML.
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BrownIsForGays
What a waste…
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glass half full
hey you’ve still got 3 months!!
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Life goes on
No worries! At least you realized now!
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Life goes on
No worries–welcome to the alphabet soup! At least you realized now.
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AXO lit their lounge on fire. I live in Sears. FML
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Anonymous
SO Sorry about that :-/
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Seems like I’m the only one at this place getting all B’s. FML
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Average
try being the only person getting all C’s. FMIdidn’twanttogotomedschoolanywayL
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MY LIFE
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Too much work, too little play. FML
It’s only the third week of the semester. FMLHarder
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I have a crush on a Princeton student. FML.
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Could this be...
SK?
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Jean
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Fuck Spam
STFU and GTFO
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princeton '15
I’m a Princeton student with a crush on a Brown student
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It’s cold as an Eskimo’s pussy in the SciLi. Have we ever heard of heat? FOL.
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Chainmail guy
Somehow, I doubt that BrownFML would publish, “it’s hot as a negro’s anus,” but they think that this is fine. It’s not. Find ways of expressing the temperature that don’t involve objectifying First Nations women.
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pepe
Rock on man!
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Dude..
chill out. It’s clearly not meant in a derogatory way towards Eskimos (or anyone else for that matter), so why react so strongly? It’s the intention that counts, and if there is no bad intention, it’s not racism/sexism.
I’m all for equal rights etc. but I also find it really unnecessary when ppl blow such things out of proportion.
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Dude!
It’s more than just intent! The point is to not be an asshole.
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Dude...
chill out. It’s clearly not meant in a derogatory way towards Eskimos (or anyone else for that matter), so why react so strongly? It’s the intention that counts, and if there is no bad intention, it’s not racism/sexism.
I’m all for equal rights etc. but I also find it really unnecessary when ppl blow such things out of proportion.
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Chainmail guy
I agree that it wasn’t intended to be derogatory towards first nations women, because I doubt it crossed OP’s mind that “an Eskimo’s pussy” actually referred to a body part that people have. The comment is a manifestation of systemic, ingrained objectification, and publishing it propagates that objectification.
Your argument that racism/sexism is impossible without bad intent is preposterous. Do you really believe it? And do you feel that “hot as a negro’s anus” would have been fine?
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Alum
The real world is going to eat Chainmail guy alive.
Also, saying something is hot as a negro’s anus is somehow even more hilarious than the bit about an eskimo’s pussy.
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Human_biologist
Actually.. an Eskimo’s pussy would be just as warm as anybody else’s pussy: Just about body temperature, 36.5 C
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Arbiter
for that matter, I believe that a negro’s anus would be about as hot as anybody else’s anus: just about the temperature of an Eskimo’s pussy. Therefore one could say that the scili is in fact as cold as a negro’s anus.
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Chainmail guy
I hoped that those went without saying in my deconstruction, but very true on both counts. Except that the Sci-li is probably not that hot. Especially not that kind of muggy, gross, heat that evokes the ethnically-unspecified perianal area.
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Impartial Observer
I am disgusted by the initial analogy that was used to demonstrate the SciLi’s temperature, but Chainmail guy and whoever else is arguing against it, ever thought that in order to make your point you then don’t have to perpetuate the “manifestation of systemic, ingrained objectification…”?
You can state your case without then using derogatory and offensive words about another race that has nothing to do with the conversation at hand. It’s disgusting and uncalled for on all levels and you are not any better than the original poster, even if you put the words in quotation marks and will probably argue that you were just using a phrase that more people would readily identify as offensive. It goes both ways here.
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dr. anus
well said
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This site wouldn’t accept submissions for a week because of code errors. FML.
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Sax Russell
It’s still broken. The “FML” submit button does nothing when you click it.
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Vdub Closed = No Chicken Finger Friday
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I almost got some tonight. Then the girl who was all over me passed out. FML
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Chainmail guy
This was probably a sign that she wasn’t capable of consent.
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What??
Oh – so she was so drunk that she passed out? Good for you – rape averted.
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tic tac toe
got what?
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Thatguy
Should have said I almost raped a chick who was awake then she passed out dumb motherfucker!
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Mary
Someone necessarily help to make soseiurly articles I would state. That is the very first time I frequented your web page and to this point? I amazed with the analysis you made to make this particular publish incredible. Fantastic job!
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So is Brown trying to save money by not turning on the heat in SciLi this semester? I have never been this cold…FML
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For the past few months, I’ve felt like Brown is on the decline… The dramatic drop in applications this year just confirmed that. FML.
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Anonymous
F YA AMEN BRIGGA
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Jhunior
Hey Janine -Check out the article again becsaue it has some great tips on how to break into the career. Otherwise, once you have built up some of the experience and knowledge, you can then start searching for the jobs!Zach
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1010
First, the Brown supplement is like 10 times longer this year. Second, there’re fewer high school graduates this year (Columbia and Harvard also see a drop in applications)
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Yeah, let's say that..
but Stanford and Yale went up considerably. And everyone knows that no one likes Harvard and Columbia is Yale’s waitlist.
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Math lol
Is your name a reference to Math 1010, aka analysis?
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sg
shit’s getting REAL
(and of one variable)
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steve L
maybe people want to get actual grades instead of just p/f
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I hope the mods see this
For the past few weeks, I’ve felt like this site is on the decline… The submission form either returns an error or simply fails to submit an FML, and comments only show up after a long delay.
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Ten new peacoats! Thanks Wishco! MLIG
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Sax Russell
Are you…bragging about theft?
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sisyphus
Good training for a career in investment banking
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3 out of 4 classes I chose are mandatory S/NC without my even realizing. MLISoBrown
bewbs 7:03 pm on March 21, 2012 Permalink |
Why do the pluses/minuses not load immediately? They should!