Loading ...I am completely unable to get anything productive done anymore. Senior spring (thesis time) is going to be a bitch. FML.
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My roommate started playing dubstep and I’m so awkward and didn’t know how to dance to it. FML
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Suck a dick Blond Engineer in the Rock. Nobody is going to steal your ideas. FHL
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bein a bitch, drinkin outta cups!
spottedatbarf!
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Out of the loop
What’s he doing?
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bullsh*t
Engineers never leave Barus & Holley
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towd
lmao unless they’re on twitter saying LMIRL
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Never have I expected that I would consider reading a Neuro textbook to be a relaxing break from Orgo studying. FML
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Fresh out of school, finally got a job, but I have a terrible boss. One hill at a time. FML
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Anonymous
Starting with College Hill.
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OP
nice pun, +1
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20-page paper, due next week: haven’t started the research. Other 20-page paper, due this week: haven’t started writing. FML.
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Congrats to the couple that completed a Sci Li challenge Sunday afternoon on the 7th floor. You reminded me how boring my life is. FML
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blob
what’s this sci-li challenge?
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Leenock demolished Naniwa in the MLG Providence Finals. OLAG!
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sc2
i wonder how many people actually know what you’re talking about lol
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Tried to swipe my bankcard into Hegeman. FMDruggyL
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NoNickname
Interesting, usually the opposite happens; you swipe your Brown ID in stores
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You know your love life has gone downhill when you’re fervently reading Cosmo’s online ‘how to flirt’ guide. FML.
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Jim Halpert in Solomon. MLIDunderMifflin
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TrueStoryBro.
sAloman
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The masturbator was caught. FOL.
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Groundskeeper Willie
Free Willy!
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Hide yo kids, hide yo wife
Nope. Only two rogue masturbators. The genuine masturbator is still at large.
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hm
so do we think there’s a band of masturbators out there co-conspiring away about the best way to get a rise out of Providence? Or was there this one guy who was like, “how can I get free porn without the buffer time?” figured it out, and then some other dudes were like “hey, awesome plan!”?
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the 1950s called
Gotta love that girl in the Herald story who thinks the campus is now safer because we can’t see some guy pleasuring himself. Truly, I simply cannot think of a more socially harmful activity than masturbation. Not just Brown, but also the world, is now immeasurably safer.
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You dumbshit,
sexual harassment makes people feel unsafe. Also, sexual harassment may lead to sexual assault. Which is why it makes people feel unsafe.
Fuck you for thinking someone is old-fashioned for feeling uncomfortable/unsafe with someone running around, exposing himself, and being sexually explicit and getting off at the cost of peoples’ feeling of safety and security.
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the 1950s called
He’d have to have quite a sharp tool to assault you with it through the car (or house) window…
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over9000
wow u seem mad as shit bro
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chainmail guy
+1: people who disagree with this poster don’t understand rape culture. This is somebody walking around saying, “hey! I can use you* for sexual gratification and get away with it!”
* don’t tell me that this is equivalent to masturbating about somebody in the privacy of your own home. That’s using the idea of somebody. This is getting up close and personal. He is involving them, not the idea of them, in his sex act.
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Juan Taco
Will this administration ever bring the Hamburglar to justice?
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frah?
How is this an FOL? Was it someone close to you?
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Held hostage by a masturbator!
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here's a link that works
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Skyrim release, DotA 2 beta and SWTOR beta all in the same weekend. I’m literally going to fail out of college as a senior. FML
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basshunter
time to release a new song
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21 and still a virgin. fml.
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really
You’re probably just in CS or hella ugly, let’s hope for the former.
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Anonymous
Really not a big deal–don’t worry about it!
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meh
Really not a big deal–don’t worry about it!
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Anonymous
m or f?
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OP
f. didnt think i was that bad looking though…
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Anonymous
a female who can’t get laid…? well, i guess you might just have super high standards
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SluttyFristYear
Lower those standards and open your legs!
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Anonymous
or you really need to work on your appearance and whatnot.
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fs
Don’t worry about it. Keep your standards high and go get’em iff they’re good.
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Anonymous
I lost my virginity this year at age 21! There’s still hope
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anon
F. No offers in college, endless passionate sex and occasional love making. post-brown is offers plenty of options.
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anon
F. No offers in college, endless passionate sex and occasional love making. post-brown offers plenty of options.
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Netflix free trial ad on BrownFML–as if I need more distractions. FML
chainmail guy 10:56 am on December 7, 2011 Permalink |
This is really not a big deal.
Anonymous 12:30 pm on December 7, 2011 Permalink |
first world problems
yup 12:30 pm on December 7, 2011 Permalink |
first world problems
fool 12:31 pm on December 7, 2011 Permalink |
First World Problems
Mommy 3:03 pm on December 8, 2011 Permalink |
… and then you found five bucks?