Loading ...It’s 3 am. I have a paper due in 8 hours. I just spent the last ten minutes giggling over the fact that poop is poop spelled backwards. MLIShit.
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Tried to get Mama Kim’s one last time, but lunch hour had just ended. FML. Went to East Side Pockets and they gave me a free falafel + piece of baklava. MLIG
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Got out of a final that I’m pretty sure I failed to see that I had a missed call from my girlfriend. Called her back and she broke up with me. FML.
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S@B lurker
Why all the breakups during finals period? I thought all the stress made people hornier.
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Anonymous
yes, but also bitchier. great time for angry (break up) sex
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roflcopter
LOL @ the idea of angry break-up sex. “We’re finished! I can’t stand you any more! Let’s fuck!”
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roflcopter
LOL @ the image of angry break-up sex. “We’re finished! I can’t stand you any more! Let’s fuck!”
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“So you’re saying you want to break up?” “Yeah… pretty much.” “That’s cool.” MLInonchalant.
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500+ connections on linkedin. MLIG
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Sax Russell
You actually use LinkedIn? I’ve never seen how a network of business professionals that like to talk in buzzwords is terribly relevant at our age.
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Anonymous
Well, you thought wrong. and I’m not OP.
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OP
I’ve found all of my jobs through linkedin, so I consider it pretty useful.
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Rejected ED from Brown. FML. You don’t get to have me in your school. FYLs.
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Don't worry.
You’ll be okay!
If you really love it here, we hope to see you if you transfer!
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huh
I think our lives will be just fine, actually.
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alum
if you speak like this we dont want you anyways.
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fibi
-1 obvi the person is hurt, it’s tough for anybody to not get to join the brown family
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tic tac toe
-2 give him a break, he’s obviously hurt.
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browndoggie
hey me too
they changed their minds a couple months later
graduated in may, probs close to top of the (unranked) class, academic honor society, good job, etc.
moral of the story: brown admissions is at best arbitrary and at worst, fucking retarded
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Anonymous
I’m a senior, so you wouldn’t be in my school anyway
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Anon
It is refreshing to see some confidence and swag in HS seniors. Way to be bro
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Anonymous
your not missing much
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admissionsguru
we dont want you here
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The NDR didn’t go up to the stacks in the SciLi, so my reward for not being one of the obnoxious people crowding into the Frisc just to see it is not getting to see it at all. FML.
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yes they did
We got NDR-ers on the 11th floor…
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OP
So why didn’t they go to the 12th? That’s where I was the whole time.
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Senior slump hitting me JUST in time for finals. FML
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Not wanting to get up and use the bathroom – - move your feet, lose your seat. FMF(inals)L.
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Juan Taco
this is why we can’t have nice things like vacant study spaces, and healthy bowel movements
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Today my boyfriend broke up with me because I’m too flatchested. I’m a 34C. FML
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rando231
no, FHL. what a dick. you shouldn’t be upset about losing him if all he cared about was your chest anyway. he can get a blow-up doll with 34DD for that.
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witsnottits
fyoursimplemindedboyfriend’slife
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simplemalecommenter
Physical attraction is unarguably part of romantic interest, but ending a relationship due to physical traits is disgusting, insulting, and upsetting. As rando231 stated, this boyfriend does not deserve you if he can’t realize his physical preferences before he enters a relationship or if he values physical characteristics completely over emotional connection. I’m sorry you’re going through this tough time. Hang in there.
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Steve L
pics on brownbares or you dont have 34Cs
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Dario
Awwwwww haha yeaaah! Spite him like that ;D
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Anonymous
I’m sorry! What an asshole! I’ll gladly play with those!
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Anonymous
Pssh, 34C is above average for American women anyway (and breast size is nothing to be ashamed of). I recommend sending him an e-card stating that, truth be told, you’re not that upset anyway, because his penis is disappointingly small—he’ll love that
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Observer
Don’t you think he would’ve noticed that before getting together with you in the first place?
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My crude product melting point is closer to the literature value than my pure product melting point, and my proton NMR shift lines aren’t even straight. Fuck that shit, no more lab for me. FMOrgoGrade
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BLT
I hear you on the NMR lines. Seriously, what?
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Happy 2nd Birthday BrownFML!
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Internet
Double post by a mod? Fail.
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Happy 2nd Birthday BrownFML!
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Incompletes. FML.
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Whenever I say I go to an Ivy League school, people smirk. FML
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tic tac toe
good for them
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CaptainObvious 11:25 pm on January 15, 2012 Permalink |
Dont you mean your life is poop?