Brown FML

December 12, 2011 | 9 Comments | Post Comment

Score: +22 / -2

• rando231 9:57 pm on December 12, 2011 Permalink | Reply
  

  no, FHL. what a dick. you shouldn’t be upset about losing him if all he cared about was your chest anyway. he can get a blow-up doll with 34DD for that.

• witsnottits 9:59 pm on December 12, 2011 Permalink | Reply
  

  fyoursimplemindedboyfriend’slife

• simplemalecommenter 4:35 pm on December 13, 2011 Permalink | Reply
  

  Physical attraction is unarguably part of romantic interest, but ending a relationship due to physical traits is disgusting, insulting, and upsetting. As rando231 stated, this boyfriend does not deserve you if he can’t realize his physical preferences before he enters a relationship or if he values physical characteristics completely over emotional connection. I’m sorry you’re going through this tough time. Hang in there.

• Steve L 8:02 pm on December 14, 2011 Permalink | Reply
  

  pics on brownbares or you dont have 34Cs

  • Dario 6:39 pm on December 15, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    Awwwwww haha yeaaah! Spite him like that ;D

  • Linah 6:48 pm on March 15, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    

    Nearing the first month of a weekday TLM each dawn at the local paisrh within 5 minutes of my home, it’s still not entirely easy to get up at 4 am daily to finish Matins, Lauds, Rosary, etc. before Mass. Just three years ago – BSP (Before Summorum Pontificum) – when the nearest daily TLM was closer to 5 hours away, it would have been quite impossible to imagine this problem, or that now there would be four TLM priests within a half hour or so in our diocese. Obviously, this must be the “new springtime” we were hearing about.

• Anonymous 3:17 am on December 19, 2011 Permalink | Reply
  

  I’m sorry! What an asshole! I’ll gladly play with those!

• Anonymous 3:55 am on December 30, 2011 Permalink | Reply
  

  Pssh, 34C is above average for American women anyway (and breast size is nothing to be ashamed of). I recommend sending him an e-card stating that, truth be told, you’re not that upset anyway, because his penis is disappointingly small—he’ll love that

• Observer 6:25 pm on January 31, 2012 Permalink | Reply
  

  Don’t you think he would’ve noticed that before getting together with you in the first place?

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