so do we think there’s a band of masturbators out there co-conspiring away about the best way to get a rise out of Providence? Or was there this one guy who was like, “how can I get free porn without the buffer time?” figured it out, and then some other dudes were like “hey, awesome plan!”?
the 1950s called 9:27 pm on November 15, 2011 Permalink | Reply
Gotta love that girl in the Herald story who thinks the campus is now safer because we can’t see some guy pleasuring himself. Truly, I simply cannot think of a more socially harmful activity than masturbation. Not just Brown, but also the world, is now immeasurably safer.
You dumbshit, 9:02 pm on November 16, 2011 Permalink | Reply
sexual harassment makes people feel unsafe. Also, sexual harassment may lead to sexual assault. Which is why it makes people feel unsafe.
Fuck you for thinking someone is old-fashioned for feeling uncomfortable/unsafe with someone running around, exposing himself, and being sexually explicit and getting off at the cost of peoples’ feeling of safety and security.
the 1950s called 11:07 pm on November 17, 2011 Permalink
He’d have to have quite a sharp tool to assault you with it through the car (or house) window…
chainmail guy 12:14 pm on November 22, 2011 Permalink
+1: people who disagree with this poster don’t understand rape culture. This is somebody walking around saying, “hey! I can use you* for sexual gratification and get away with it!”
* don’t tell me that this is equivalent to masturbating about somebody in the privacy of your own home. That’s using the idea of somebody. This is getting up close and personal. He is involving them, not the idea of them, in his sex act.
Juan Taco 1:07 am on November 16, 2011 Permalink | Reply
Will this administration ever bring the Hamburglar to justice?
Oh, I wish you lived closer. My dad is a reitred mechanic and would love to help you out!I am thinking about you and praying that today is better and the best option makes itself known!
Held hostage by a masturbator! 7:10 pm on December 1, 2011 Permalink | Reply
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Groundskeeper Willie 8:51 pm on November 14, 2011 Permalink |
Free Willy!
Hide yo kids, hide yo wife 7:18 pm on November 15, 2011 Permalink |
Nope. Only two rogue masturbators. The genuine masturbator is still at large.
hm 4:43 pm on November 16, 2011 Permalink |
so do we think there’s a band of masturbators out there co-conspiring away about the best way to get a rise out of Providence? Or was there this one guy who was like, “how can I get free porn without the buffer time?” figured it out, and then some other dudes were like “hey, awesome plan!”?
the 1950s called 9:27 pm on November 15, 2011 Permalink |
Gotta love that girl in the Herald story who thinks the campus is now safer because we can’t see some guy pleasuring himself. Truly, I simply cannot think of a more socially harmful activity than masturbation. Not just Brown, but also the world, is now immeasurably safer.
You dumbshit, 9:02 pm on November 16, 2011 Permalink |
sexual harassment makes people feel unsafe. Also, sexual harassment may lead to sexual assault. Which is why it makes people feel unsafe.
Fuck you for thinking someone is old-fashioned for feeling uncomfortable/unsafe with someone running around, exposing himself, and being sexually explicit and getting off at the cost of peoples’ feeling of safety and security.
the 1950s called 11:07 pm on November 17, 2011 Permalink
He’d have to have quite a sharp tool to assault you with it through the car (or house) window…
over9000 1:28 pm on November 20, 2011 Permalink
wow u seem mad as shit bro
chainmail guy 12:14 pm on November 22, 2011 Permalink
+1: people who disagree with this poster don’t understand rape culture. This is somebody walking around saying, “hey! I can use you* for sexual gratification and get away with it!”
* don’t tell me that this is equivalent to masturbating about somebody in the privacy of your own home. That’s using the idea of somebody. This is getting up close and personal. He is involving them, not the idea of them, in his sex act.
Juan Taco 1:07 am on November 16, 2011 Permalink |
Will this administration ever bring the Hamburglar to justice?
frah? 8:54 pm on November 17, 2011 Permalink |
How is this an FOL? Was it someone close to you?
Yudha 7:14 am on April 26, 2012 Permalink |
Oh, I wish you lived closer. My dad is a reitred mechanic and would love to help you out!I am thinking about you and praying that today is better and the best option makes itself known!
Held hostage by a masturbator! 7:10 pm on December 1, 2011 Permalink |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_Zd0SxkmDA
here's a link that works 1:43 pm on December 19, 2011 Permalink |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtqEknAtyQQ