Anonymous 8:15 pm on September 3, 2010 Permalink | Reply
I want to drink but I don’t want to hook up with girls.
My grass is green 9:38 pm on September 3, 2010 Permalink | Reply
The Freshmen Invasion is in full swing. My advice being drunk is not necessary, in fact it probably hurts your chances as long as you have the ability to approach a girl sober.
Anonymous 10:44 pm on September 3, 2010 Permalink | Reply
i didn’t drink for my first year and a half of Brown, and i dated a freshman, sophomore, and Harvard sophomore (who was a magazine model as well), plus half a dozen other random hookups sprinkled in there. just don’t be shy about being yourself, and don’t make it your clear intention that you WANT TO HOOK UP BADLY. that shit is unattractive- just grab your balls, fake some confidence, and go with the flow.
if you have a problem with being AROUND people that are drinking….enjoy hanging out in the subfree halls. or in a department building. hahah
Loading ...
Anonymous 4:42 pm on September 3, 2010 Permalink |
Then be a man. (Or a woman.)
Johnny Law 4:45 pm on September 3, 2010 Permalink |
/facepalm
Naww 4:46 pm on September 3, 2010 Permalink |
Find girls who don’t drink. They’ll think you’re a god among men for not drinking.
Sad Truth / Beautiful Truth 4:48 pm on September 3, 2010 Permalink |
One of the two things in this statement will have to be fixed, then…
robocop 6:50 pm on September 3, 2010 Permalink |
I don’t study but I want to get good grades. FML?
Juan Taco 8:02 pm on September 3, 2010 Permalink |
YLIDateRape
c 4:27 pm on September 4, 2010 Permalink |
that’s not funny.
d 7:38 am on September 6, 2010 Permalink
what’d I miss? i’m always right behind ya
Anonymous 8:15 pm on September 3, 2010 Permalink |
I want to drink but I don’t want to hook up with girls.
My grass is green 9:38 pm on September 3, 2010 Permalink |
The Freshmen Invasion is in full swing. My advice being drunk is not necessary, in fact it probably hurts your chances as long as you have the ability to approach a girl sober.
Anonymous 10:44 pm on September 3, 2010 Permalink |
I’ll hook up with you.
anon 10:44 pm on September 3, 2010 Permalink |
I’ll hook up with you.
Anonymous 11:50 am on September 4, 2010 Permalink |
I don’t drink, but want to hook up with boys.
Oh, anonymous forum, why must you forsake us!
Anon 1:33 pm on September 5, 2010 Permalink |
i didn’t drink for my first year and a half of Brown, and i dated a freshman, sophomore, and Harvard sophomore (who was a magazine model as well), plus half a dozen other random hookups sprinkled in there. just don’t be shy about being yourself, and don’t make it your clear intention that you WANT TO HOOK UP BADLY. that shit is unattractive- just grab your balls, fake some confidence, and go with the flow.
if you have a problem with being AROUND people that are drinking….enjoy hanging out in the subfree halls. or in a department building. hahah
bruno 1:14 am on September 6, 2010 Permalink |
That’s hilarious
gandhi 3:55 pm on September 7, 2010 Permalink |
drinking is a problem only if you can’t drink