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  • My roommate constantly eats my food, when she left the kitchen, I tried to regain my loss in food by nibbling on her freshly made cookies on a cookie sheet, I didn’t like it & spit it out. I found out a few minutes later they were homemade dog treats that she put in the dog’s treat jar. FML

    January 23, 2012 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +13 / -1

     
  • I’m studying abroad. MLIG!

    January 23, 2012 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +12 / -2

     
  • Today, I couldn’t access the Critical Review to begin deciding what classes I was going to take as the site was protesting SOPA and PIPA. FML

    January 19, 2012 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +7 / -1

     
  • Love Brown’s Open Curriculum. I have no direction in life. FML?/MLIA@Brown?

    January 6, 2012 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +34 / -2

     
  • got a B in ENGN 0090…FML

    January 6, 2012 | 5 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +24 / -7

     
    • engn0090guru 5:22 pm on January 10, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      appeal your grade

    • engn0090guru 5:25 pm on January 10, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      appeal ur grade

    • huh? 8:06 pm on January 19, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      how do grade appeals even work at brown?

      • OP 11:35 pm on January 23, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        Seriously…

        • tic tac toe 8:42 pm on January 25, 2012 Permalink

          I’ve never done it, but I heard it from a friend who heard from another that you have to tell him in person that you want to appeal your grade because you feel there were “circumstances” preventing you from getting an A, or that you feel you could do better if you were just given another opportunity to rewrite the final paper.

  • I think I’m asexual. FML?

    January 2, 2012 | 8 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +17 / -9

     
    • Ugh 8:24 pm on January 2, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      YLIG. Sex just screws everything up.

      • lol 5:13 am on January 6, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        screws.

      • lol 5:14 am on January 6, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        that’s why they call it screwing.

    • :/ 2:30 am on January 6, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      I have just started to realize that I might be, too. If anything, you’re not alone.

    • :/ 2:31 am on January 6, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      I’ve just started to realize that I might be too. If anything, you’re not alone.

      • paging our overlord 12:29 am on January 16, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        Um, mod? Are you there?

    • brownbaresfan 5:28 pm on January 10, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      check out brownbares.com
      that might help haah

    • Anonymous 11:41 am on January 11, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      I used to be asexual like you. Then I took a girlfriend to the pants.

  • Princeton FML is so much more entertaining. And has so many more food references. FOLs.

    January 1, 2012 | 5 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +17 / -17

     
    • go away 6:48 am on January 2, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      troll

      • beefstake 6:12 pm on January 9, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        no way man, OP is totally on the money

        • mansteak 1:17 pm on January 13, 2012 Permalink

          correkt.

    • bananaphone 7:36 am on January 2, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Yeah, Mod, if you updated more (or got a second mod––I think they have two), this place could be banging, too! More frequent updates –> more people posting!

    • mods need to post more... 6:56 pm on January 6, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      at least yalefml is only full of people bitching about their gpas. OLAG?

  • Not to impart schadenfreude, but I really love Brown. MLIG

    December 25, 2011 | 13 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +12 / -16

     
    • really? 8:34 pm on December 28, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      you could easily replace “Princeton” with “Brown” here and this would still be quite true.

      • love y'all 4:26 am on December 31, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        really? I must disagree. I guess I’ve been lucky enough to have a totally opposite experience from this Princeton student. Brown people, although not perfect, are MUCH more welcoming than described here

      • Anonymous 11:42 pm on January 3, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        As a Princeton student, I must say I have had a totally opposite experience from the writer too… :)

    • Anonymous 9:42 pm on December 28, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      wow brown really does have a lot of jews :)

      • MIT 4:58 am on January 2, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        Our Jews are Jewier than your Jews!

        • H 1:11 pm on January 23, 2012 Permalink

          Noam Chomsky makes for pretty irregular Jewish

    • FusRoDah 11:30 pm on December 28, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      I have to say that this characterization really doesn’t generalize to any of the people I know who go to Princeton. I get the same impression from reading the comments on that blog post.

    • pcwftuev 3:41 am on December 30, 2011 Permalink | Reply

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      • Anonymous 12:14 am on December 31, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        Isn’t this…. why we have the mods filter our posts?

      • OP 9:19 pm on December 31, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        no probs, bro

    • tiger '13 4:01 pm on January 6, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      I am a shy, socially awkward Princeton student, and I’d really, really love to go to Brown for grad school (I fucking love Princeton, but Brown has always been my dream school). Though coming to Princeton was definitely a culture shock at first, I must say that neither I nor any of my friends have had experiences like the writer’s. She’s just kind of a crazy person. And the Prince definitely publishes controversial articles critiquing our campus culture… they probably didn’t publish this one because it’s naive, mean-spirited, and calls out identifiable groups in an inappropriate manner (like the cheerleaders).

    • '14 12:52 pm on January 8, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Of students admitted to both Princeton and Brown, 73% choose Princeton.
      http://www.nytimes.com/imagepages/2006/09/17/weekinreview/20060917_LEONHARDT_CHART.html
      I am proud to go to Brown, but kids choose Princeton over us for many reasons

      • Mommy 2:13 pm on January 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        One of which is financial aid… guhhh Brown, you’re killing me

  • Merry Christmas and Happy 6th Night of Hanukkah!
    -The Mod

    December 24, 2011 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +18 / -2

     
    • me 12:52 pm on December 25, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      ooohhhh pretty colors!

  • I am finally at home. MLIG! I might have pneumonia. FML.

    December 24, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +8 / -1

     
  • My trousers didn’t dry in two runs in the Andrew’s dryers. FAndrewsDryers. Now I got back home to another continent and unpacked them, they’re still wet. MLIDamp

    December 24, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +11 / -1

     
  • Just re-read my letter to my advisor that I wrote as a prefrosh. (I’m a junior.) I was clearly a better writer back then. FMScienceConcentratorL

    December 22, 2011 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +42 / -2

     
    • bananaphone 11:53 am on December 23, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Me too. But on the plus side, I was a lot more pretentious then than I am now!

  • It’s 3 am. I have a paper due in 8 hours. I just spent the last ten minutes giggling over the fact that poop is poop spelled backwards. MLIShit.

    December 20, 2011 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +52 / -3

     
    • CaptainObvious 11:25 pm on January 15, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Dont you mean your life is poop?

  • Tried to get Mama Kim’s one last time, but lunch hour had just ended. FML. Went to East Side Pockets and they gave me a free falafel + piece of baklava. MLIG

    December 20, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +29 / -2

     
  • Got out of a final that I’m pretty sure I failed to see that I had a missed call from my girlfriend. Called her back and she broke up with me. FML.

    December 14, 2011 | 4 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +45 / -3

     
    • S@B lurker 4:28 am on December 15, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Why all the breakups during finals period? I thought all the stress made people hornier.

      • Anonymous 2:34 pm on December 15, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        yes, but also bitchier. great time for angry (break up) sex

        • roflcopter 4:06 pm on December 15, 2011 Permalink

          LOL @ the idea of angry break-up sex. “We’re finished! I can’t stand you any more! Let’s fuck!”

        • roflcopter 10:31 pm on December 15, 2011 Permalink

          LOL @ the image of angry break-up sex. “We’re finished! I can’t stand you any more! Let’s fuck!”

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