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  • One night as an escort earned me more $$$ than 4 years working for BuDS ever could. MLIG

    September 3, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +7 / -4

     

  • I don’t drink but I want to hook up with girls. FML?

    September 3, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +10 / -6

     

  • Today is chicken finger friday. MLIG

    September 3, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +12 / -4

     

  • Here’s to a 55 hour work week (so far), on top of classes…not even sure if the money is worth it at this point. MLIBuDS

    September 3, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +6 / -1

     

    • Anonymous 1:41 pm on September 3, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      seriously?? Isn’t there any sort of limit? That’s more than a full time job!!!

    • c 3:17 pm on September 3, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      know it. hopefully, by the time we paid, we’ll have forgotten about it.

  • There’s no line for quesadillas at Joes because the freshmen haven’t figured out where Joes is yet. MLIG.

    September 2, 2010 | 8 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +28 / -3

     

  • Even though I preregistered in April, underclassmen get preference over upperlcassmen to register for MUSC20. Now I need a new class. FML.

    September 2, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +12 / -2

     

    • Not Pleased 8:57 pm on September 2, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      ME TOO JESUS CHRIST!

  • The V-Dub is air-conditioned. MLIG.

    September 2, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +22 / -1

     

  • Textbook/course packet prices. FOL

    September 2, 2010 | 4 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +24 / -1

     

    • the fireman 4:07 pm on September 2, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      course packets are just the worst things. you can’t get the illusion of not having to pay as much that you get with used books and Amazon.

    • sab plug 7:40 pm on September 2, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      spotted just put up a brown classifieds: buy.spottedatbrown.com

      • **confused** 8:49 pm on September 2, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        wtf?

        • $$$ 9:54 pm on September 2, 2010 Permalink

          It’s this site where you can buy/ sell your textbooks. Made by Brown folks I think. I suppose they’re also just soooooooo tired of being ripped of by the bookstore.

  • My girlfriend just told me “Your penis is so cute I want to knit it a hat.” Now she’s telling me MLIG. MLIG?

    September 1, 2010 | 5 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +11 / -9

     

    • You're a filthy whore. 5:32 pm on September 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      TFLN copycat, whore.

      • OP 8:40 pm on September 2, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        OP here, I don’t read TFLN very often. Maybe my girlfriend read it?

    • Juan Taco 8:26 pm on September 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      A jimmy hat?

    • Come on now 12:17 pm on September 3, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      That’s a quote from a movie… with meryl streep in it, and uma thurman.

    • Come On Now 12:19 pm on September 3, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      That is a quote from a movie originally, it has Uma Thurman and Meryl Streep in it.

  • I’m still homeless. FML

    September 1, 2010 | 7 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +10 / -2

     

    • Anonymous 2:38 pm on September 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      still?

    • dl 2:38 pm on September 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      still? oh no

    • yo 2:52 pm on September 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      How?

    • Greek Tragedy 3:10 pm on September 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Maybe now you’ll give the people on Thayer some change.

      • Limousine Liberal 11:42 pm on September 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        Give money, and they can easily buy booze. Give food and they won’t starve.

    • My grass is green 5:13 pm on September 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Where do they have you living right now?

    • jomlrd 11:51 pm on September 2, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      dp you live in providence and are homeless?

  • I’ve spent over 45 hours in the past 7 days getting ready for the dining units to open, don’t have enough supervisors to cover all the trainings, and am seriously worried about how this is going to get done without me skipping classes… FML

    September 1, 2010 | 4 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +10 / -1

     

    • MLIBUDS 7:27 pm on September 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      hold on strong BUDS worker! We need your strength to feed the school!

      • Anonymous 9:41 am on September 2, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        This is definitely a UM, not a worker.

        But even so, hold on strong!

    • yayBuDS 10:50 am on September 2, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      For serious, I feel like they do not pay students enough, and definitely don’t understand the stress you guys are under.

    • Fellow UM 7:28 am on September 3, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I’m skipping class today to work. *high five*

  • it’s over 90 degrees in Providence. FOL

    September 1, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +43 / -1

     

    • Juan Taco 12:52 pm on September 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I’m turning into carne asada over here!

    • Sax Russell 5:11 pm on September 2, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Agreed, this is miserable weather.

  • Today, I was asked out on the street by a professional Michael Jackson impersonator. Woo-HOO. FML

    September 1, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +13 / -2

     

  • My roommate is over 21, and I’m not. ooohhrighht. MLIG

    August 31, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +8 / -13

     

  • I tried using a fake ID to pick up so alcohol for a dorm party, a Providence cop took away my fake and made me go back into the liquor store and return the beer. FML

    August 28, 2010 | 8 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +8 / -22

     

    • asff 11:36 am on August 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Be incredibly grateful that he let you off easily. The cop was just doing his job.
      Sucks about your ID; you can easily find a better one to be made for you somewhere on campus.

    • half full glass 2:49 pm on August 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Be grateful he didn’t do anything worse. It doesn’t sound like you were arrested.

    • Juan Taco 6:54 pm on August 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      your ass should be grateful it didn’t get pounded in some Providence jail

    • Anonymous 11:50 am on August 29, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Anytime a cop gives you the same punishment your mom would have, you should be grateful at the very worst. YLIG.

    • asshat whiners 11:58 am on August 29, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Anytime a cop gives you the same punishment your mom would have, you should be grateful at the very least…

    • Johnny Law 1:34 pm on August 30, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      What everyone else said, punk.

    • upperclassman 11:23 pm on August 30, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      that’s what you get freshman

    • Anonymous 1:56 pm on August 31, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      haha so brutal, no sympathy at all

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